Episode 3
Emasculating roadside assistance, Mogwai's vendetta against Blur and some baffling youth slang.
Show broadcast on 2 March 2014
Elis and John crash back into your ears with tales of award nominations, some bizarre birthday advice and an attack on Colchester's finest 90s Britpop-ers, Blur. There's a welcome return for Winner Plays On and Elis queries youth terminology in this crazy modern world.
John's introduction of Elis
"And alongside me is the most decorated light entertainer from the valleys."
Conversations and riffs
John Deacon's A level results (in WPO).Analysis of youth slang.John impersonates the "breathy lady" who does the XFM stings
Text-in topic
Listeners text and tweet during the show on this week's topic.
Elis is nominated for Best Club Comic at the Chortles. "What is the most meaningless award you've been nominated for?"
Textual Healing
A listener calls the show with a problem.
Les asks what to do for his 23rd birthday.
Sacred Cow
Should this celebrated band / artist go into the paddock of sacred cows or be doomed to the abattoir?
Blur - Paddock
Winner Plays On
Elis and John face off in the weekly quiz on topics of their choice.
Gorky's Zygotic Mynci (Elis) vs Queen (John). Elis wins