Episode 219
William G, Judgey Elis & Gasser Likes A Phall
Show broadcast on 12 May 2018
If you want to know how many Petite Filous John can fill of a night (and I know you do) then you're in the right place. Panic normality is back, which makes for some squeamish listening. Tick Off A Taste corrupts the lad's taste buds for another day and Elis shoe shames the money saving expert. All this plus the usual gems!
Podcast intro
Sweary wackaging for recycled cotton.
Now Judge Robins has retired, time for PC Robins?
John's introduction of Elis
"To my left, a man whose family crest now takes pride of place in Carmarthen town museum. The shield contains individual quarters each decorated with turf motifs, and the motto, woven in grass on turf background reads, "Fortis armentum, fortis animo, fortis lac", which in English means "Strong herd, strong mind, strong milk"."
Text-in topic
Listeners text and tweet during the show on this week's topic.
How many times do you need to go to the loo during the night? And what size yoghurt pot could you fill?
Elis James' Light-Hearted Paper Review
Elis' selection of humorous stories from this week's newspapers.
Someone cycled all across Europe. The Times is leading a campaign to stop texting and walking.
John's Shame Well
John frees another listener of their shame.
Revealing to your girlfriend's mum all the condoms you've brought with you for use with her daughter.
Made-Up Games
Listeners suggest made-up games that Elis and John can play.
Who's Older? Guess who is older out of two famous people with similar names.
Tick Off a Taste
The gang try a new taste sensation sent in by a listener.
Crazy-tasting sticks of rock.
Email of the Species
Listeners' emails into the show.
A 'Panic Normality' involving a trip to the chip shop and dislocated fingers
The 'Keep It Session' Sessions
A special section at the end of the podcast for music recommendations.
Stephen Malkmus (Elis)