Episode 186
I want my life back, Renault Keith & The 10 Plagues
Show broadcast on 23 September 2017
You knew that John only had 6 moods right? It one of Elis' favourite ones today in a cracking show. Is Nicole Kidman warmer than William Hague? Possibly. But Why? It'll all become clear. Potentially. There's the Humblebrags, a light-hearted paper review, some gale force shame and a load of cracking emails!
John's introduction of Elis
"To my left, a man who has turned his back on the London property market. He's sold up and set sale on a Dutch barge called Smooth Linda. His first journey is from Regents Canal to Market Harborough, for which he has stocked up on NutraGrain, bacon bits and enough Ryvita to last six weeks. "
Elis James' Light-Hearted Paper Review
Elis' selection of humorous stories from this week's newspapers.
Britain's sweariest man is back behind bars. Surgical procedures to help men achieve the perfect jaw line - or, you can use a 'face gym' to give your face a workout. Survey says a good night's sleep is the best way to a greater sense of happiness.
John's Shame Well
John frees another listener of their shame.
A litany of unfortunate accidents in the home after being caught having a romantic time with an au pair by her host family.
Made-Up Games
Listeners suggest made-up games that Elis and John can play.
A variation on a previous one, 'Zero questions', where you are able to give 'warm' or 'cold' clues to help the player get closer to the name of the famous person you are thinking of.
Tick Off a Taste
The gang try a new taste sensation sent in by a listener.
Preserved citrus fruit sweets.
The 'Keep It Session' Sessions
A special section at the end of the podcast for music recommendations.
The Waitresses (Elis)