Episode 12
John's Birthday, Caerphilly Castle, Incontinence and A Doll's House
Show broadcast on 4 May 2014
Welcome along to the best bits from comedian John Robins and sell-out Elis James. Only joking, but Elis does have news of an exciting advertising role he's taken on. There's the regular Winner Plays On, Textual Healing and Sacred Cow - will John survive nominating a quarter-Beatle for the abattoir? Plus we've got a variety of practical joke stories, some more terrifying than others, and most importantly Elis wishes Happy Birthday (Penblwydd Hapus) to John - he's a lucky guy.
John's introduction of Elis
"Alongside me is Wales' biggest sell-out."
Conversations and riffs
Elis has sold out to the man (Edward II) by doing a promo video for Caerphilly Castle.
The first mention of Elis' slow eating?
John's birthday and Elis has got John a very thoughtful present (a Twix with an unlit candle in it).
Text-in topic
Listeners text and tweet during the show on this week's topic.
Good or misjudged practical jokes, including Elis' childhood anecdote about Swansea City Council planting a tree in honour of his friend's band.
Textual Healing
A listener calls the show with a problem.
Johnny from London has a doll's house in his bedroom and is wondering if it is hindering his progress with women.
Sacred Cow
Should this celebrated band / artist go into the paddock of sacred cows or be doomed to the abattoir?
John Lennon nominated by John. (Paddock)
Winner Plays On
Elis and John face off in the weekly quiz on topics of their choice.
Welsh boxer Jimmy Wild (Elis) v Alan Partridge (John). Draw 2-2. John wins tiebreaker.